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Sep 26, 2012

Ogden Nash's birding poem


As a great admirer of  Mr. Ogden Nash and an avid birder, I can't believe I didn't
stumble across this delightful poem during my first 70 years.   I hope it  may 
be new for you also and you delight in Mr. Nash's inimitable verse.

Bird watchers top my honours list.
I aimed to be one, but I missed.
Since I'm both myopic and astigmatic,
My aim turned out to be erratic, 
And I, bespectacled and binocular,
Exposed myself to comment jocular.
We don't need too much birdlore, do we, 
To tell a flamingo from a towhee:
Yet I cannot, and never will,
Unless the silly birds stand still.
And there's no enlightenment in a tour 
Of ornithological literature.
Is yon strange creature a common chickadee,
Or a migrant alouette from Picardy?
You can rush to consult your Nature guide
And inspect the gallery inside,
But a bird in the open never looks
Like its picture in the birdie books-
Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage,
And plunges you back into ignorant gloomage.
That is why I sit here growing old by inches,
Watching a clock instead of finches,
But I sometimes visualize in my gin
The Audubon that I audubin.
Please comment if you wish.
BtheB

1 comment:

purushottam panda said...

thanks! oh, how i identify with it :-)!